Football player...?

I am going to the school dance as a football player...I am borrowing my boyfriends jersey...I wanna look somewhat feminine ( like so my boyfriend actually Looks at me) but not slutty (since this is a school dance)...any tips on what to wear, what to do with my hair, makeup (if any at all), shoes, pants, ect? the longest %26amp; best answer will get 10 points!! all help apreciated!

Football player...?
You gotta tighten up that jersey - if you're set on wearing your boyfriends (instead of getting a childs or womens size that will fit you), you have to tie it or something so it's tight. Show a little midrift too. Guys like that (I know I do haha).





Pants - I don't know what they're called. Wear a matching pair of tight athletic pants.





Hair in pigtails. Only option.





I don't know anything about make up. Just make sure to put the black stripes on, and I guess wear make up as you normally would.





Wear a pair of white or black sneakers with it.
Reply:Just wear a jockstrap and a helmet.


I know that'll make him look at you.
Reply:This is the football section, not the high-school, who gives a sh*t section....Just skip the dance and wear nothing in your bed and start moaning...he'll be there in a minute or less!
Reply:Shouldn't this be under fashion?
Reply:Go all the way to being a player......helmet, pads, cleats and all. Believe me ya boyfriend will like it.
Reply:Just make sure you get rid of your dip or chew before you get to the dance. I know he'll appreciate it.





EDIT: You know you should really change your name and avatar. The picture looks like a guy and the name although could go either way is more traditionally a guys name. With this in mind re-read your question to yourself.
Reply:Austin is that you, silly boy!!
Reply:Wear your hair in pigtails... Wear a pair of jeans. Tennis shoes. Wear the jersey, but grab part of the hem in the back, twist it into a vertical spiral, and tuck it into the back of your jeans. That way, you'll have a better fit. (Does this with boyfriend's jersey.) No make-up. Just put two small pieces of black electrical tape under your eyes for the stripes.



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