How to tell if a gorgeous woman is actually a crazy football fanatic?

1. Her face is painted in her club colours – even though she’s at a pub.





2. She can recite the names of every premier division player but can’t recall her best friend’s name.





3. Every few minutes she performs a one person Mexican Wave.





4. Her one and only chat up line is ‘Up the %26lt;insert the nickname of favorite football team%26gt;!!!!’





5. She wears studs on her high-heeled shoes.





6. She side tackles you while you’re dancing.





7. Mobile phone messages constantly keep her informed of the latest scores of obscure teams playing in countries you’ve never even heard of.





8. As you walk romantically in the moonlight she will, for no apparent reason, suddenly throw herself to the ground shouting ‘I was pushed – Penalty!’

How to tell if a gorgeous woman is actually a crazy football fanatic?
LOL@#8..... where do you get all those jokes!!! :D
Reply:Touzours, are you listening ?
Reply:but hey prof, shes still only a woman
Reply:HAHA!!! I LOVE #'s, well no actually I love them all!!!!
Reply:HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND??? STALKER!!!





lol just kidding. how do u come up with these?
Reply:HOW did you Know that I"M sat here with my face painted RED and WHITE,,waiting to go to the pub ,where i will be shouting and screaming at the telly and falling over on my way home !! love sue,,
Reply:IN YOUR DATE, SHE CALLS THE NAME OF HER FAVOURITE SOCCER PLAYER. OUCH!



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