Things men will never say??

20.yes i look to go shoe shopping with you





19. dont get up i will go see what the baby is crying about





18.no baby you go have a beer and sit back and watch the game i will do the dishes





17.yes i think brad pitt is pretty





16.but cletus has a new shotgun i want one (the man throws a fit and starts crying)





15.no baby not tonite i am tired





14.yes i want to do to the romance movie then go to the tractor pulls





13.i after spend the day with you then go fishing with buddies





12. no i after cook dinner





11.yes baby i love it if mom would visit





10. While Im up, may I get anything for you?





9. I was wrong . . . you were right. Im sorry I argued.





8. Her breasts are just too big!





7. Sometimes I just want to be held.





6. Why, I would LOVE to wear a condom!





5. We havent been to the mall in ages. Lets go shopping so I can hold your purse!





4. Forget Monday Night Football! Lets watch "Little House on the Prairie."





3. I think were lost. Lets pull over and ask for directions.





2. Men do drive and communicate poorly! That jerk didnt use his blinker!





1. Im really sick, but fear not. I can fend for myself





the pic is me and my dad lol i hope i dont look like that when i get old lol joke

Things men will never say??
You're making it sound as if all we do is complain!!! lol ;) That was funny!
Reply:lol..


this is so FUNNY!
Reply:HA, that was very good.
Reply:#6 made me cry of laughter and #5 and #1 made me laugh hard too
Reply:You've compiled a list of incredible stereotypes. I can tell you by looking at them that some of them are not true for me.





I somehow don't think you'd be laughing if a guy came up with a corresponding list for women.





It's your loss if you need to drop all men into one category.
Reply:haha this is hilarious!
Reply:0. i would never replace you with her... i'll just sleep with her.
Reply:Some great secret confessions LOL!
Reply:1. Im really sick, but fear not. I can fend for myself.





They DO say this one. I've heard it. And I hate it! I love to give out TLC and it makes me nuts when someone I know and love won't let me.



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