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I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from


Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.





However, there are apparently conflicts between


these two products and the only solution was to try


and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.





To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is


incompatible with several other applications, such


as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.


Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.





I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had


many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me


to shut down completely for several weeks.





Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and


Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover


that when these two systems detected each other they


caused severe damage to my hardware.





I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product


soon had to be upgraded


further to Wife 1.0.





While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available


resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and


Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however,


I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and


costly to run.





Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in


Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They


then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten


about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,


Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without


warning, launch Turbo Strop and Whinge. These latter


products have no Help files, and I have to try to


guess what the problem is.





Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,


requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to


be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my


BMW hard drive, it often crashes.





Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called


Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.





Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be


problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0


detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself

This was on our work intranet..i think its great, had to share?
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