Sunday, October 11, 2009

Do Hogs get pulled hamstrings, why is there a toc with a tick?

Tics can bite. If that is the case, why own a wrist watch or any clock.


Why are there screen passes in football. Why don't they pass the ball?


In baseball why is there a home plate? Can anybody eat off of it?


In football, doesn't a face mask make it hard for the player to be identified?


Will Easter Egg Hunts require a hunting license?


Can a man's toupee be used as a bird nest?


Can GatorAde help alligators?


Why don't shoe horns beep?


Does the tongue of your shoe stick out at you?


If it does, do you choke it with the laces?





What can you add to this list. The cutest one wins the ten points

Do Hogs get pulled hamstrings, why is there a toc with a tick?
Why is it called rush hour when your car just sits there?
Reply:If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Reply:What is small, and clicks? And it isn't a young chicken AKA a chick
Reply:Does the tablespoon really come with a table?


Does ice cream really scream?
Reply:If there is such thing as a BOOK in booklet is there such thing as a PAMPH as in pamphlet?
Reply:Is it possible to be allergic to water?





If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?





When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?





Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?





Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?





Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.





How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?



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